No lies... my eyes got a little watery.
The editing of that episode made it WAY too obvious who was going to win.
Showing posts with label rock of love. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rock of love. Show all posts
Sunday, September 30, 2007
Friday, September 21, 2007
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Rock Of Love Redux
Thanks to Time Warner On Demand, I've been able to catch up on Rock Of Love, featuring Bret Michaels (one of the few remaining hair metal celebrities to not get their own reality show - I think this leaves only Stephen Pearcy of Ratt, who I assume would be holding out for some sort of reality show involving time traveling back to the late 80's where people remember anything by his band other than "Round and Round").
My favorite part so far: the scene where Bret takes three girls to Jim Henson studios to watch Bret record an "actual track" with Dave Was, who, even as old producers go, looks creepy (imagine Rick Rubin with dreads). Each of the three, thanks to the magic of the autotuner, is allowed by Bret to sing on the track. My favorite quote was from the one who, after singing and expressing how amazing the experience was, exclaimed "it's almost like we were in tune together!"
I think Bret has more headbands than Pete Wentz has hoodies. The best fashion moment, however, is the gigantic spotted cowhide (or possibly dalmation fur) robe he wears during the second elimination round. He looks like a walking Gateway logo.
Claire covered the phone sex challenge marvelously, but I have to mention that all I could think of the whole time was that old episode of Loveline where the phone sex operator called in because she wanted to know how to get guys to stay on the line longer, and Adam told her to start just mentioning the Holocaust to "slow them down," and she didn't even know what the Holocaust was. Anyway....
What a shock that he keeps all the girls that have rivalries with each other.
I now have "Round and Round" stuck in my head (which is entirely my own fault), and I can't wait to see the Scott Baio reality show.
Oh, one last thing for now: does anyone else think that Bret looks kind of exactly like this guy?
My favorite part so far: the scene where Bret takes three girls to Jim Henson studios to watch Bret record an "actual track" with Dave Was, who, even as old producers go, looks creepy (imagine Rick Rubin with dreads). Each of the three, thanks to the magic of the autotuner, is allowed by Bret to sing on the track. My favorite quote was from the one who, after singing and expressing how amazing the experience was, exclaimed "it's almost like we were in tune together!"
I think Bret has more headbands than Pete Wentz has hoodies. The best fashion moment, however, is the gigantic spotted cowhide (or possibly dalmation fur) robe he wears during the second elimination round. He looks like a walking Gateway logo.
Claire covered the phone sex challenge marvelously, but I have to mention that all I could think of the whole time was that old episode of Loveline where the phone sex operator called in because she wanted to know how to get guys to stay on the line longer, and Adam told her to start just mentioning the Holocaust to "slow them down," and she didn't even know what the Holocaust was. Anyway....
What a shock that he keeps all the girls that have rivalries with each other.
I now have "Round and Round" stuck in my head (which is entirely my own fault), and I can't wait to see the Scott Baio reality show.
Oh, one last thing for now: does anyone else think that Bret looks kind of exactly like this guy?
Monday, July 30, 2007
Rock of Love: part deux
Rocking out with your cock out is difficult but this week Bret managed to do that successfully. All of the episodes have gotten mixed up in my head so i'm having a hard time distinguishing which one i'm reviewing so I'll just review the parts that i found the most entertaining.
1. the phone sex challenge: the phone sex challenge was more of a chance to see how easy or hard it is to reduce the effects of viagra. The ladies were put on a phone with bret, who was in the other room, and were told to talk to him as they would if he were on tour. bret is clad with messy hair, a smoking jacket, and what looks like silk pajamas. The kicker is that... bret cannot decide for himself whether or not he;s being turned on so they bring in a doctor complete with asterisk at the bottom of the screen saying that in fact he is not a doctor. The doctor then applies a disk that looks ginormous, around brets penis, monitoring how hard he gets as he's talking to the girls. needless to say, panting, talk of british nannies and bad poetry ensue. He admits that he likes being treated like a king. I was definitely shocked by this because he always seemed like the type who liked to have his ass proded with a 10 inch probe, but i guess thats the reason for the show: to learn more about bret michaels, and how he likes to have sex.
2. one of the things that gets me is southern people. i love southern things... except for the rampant racism and occasional incest.. southern culture is so down to earth and friendly. bret does southern culture another disservice.. however his southern accent/charm is still bewilderingly sexy. Actually come to think of it, after the 3rd episode there are only white girls left... but like i said im my last post, i try not to think about things i don't like.
once again i've gotten tired... i'll continue this as things throughout my day continue to remind me of the show.. hopefully i won't be too nautious/happy to post it.
1. the phone sex challenge: the phone sex challenge was more of a chance to see how easy or hard it is to reduce the effects of viagra. The ladies were put on a phone with bret, who was in the other room, and were told to talk to him as they would if he were on tour. bret is clad with messy hair, a smoking jacket, and what looks like silk pajamas. The kicker is that... bret cannot decide for himself whether or not he;s being turned on so they bring in a doctor complete with asterisk at the bottom of the screen saying that in fact he is not a doctor. The doctor then applies a disk that looks ginormous, around brets penis, monitoring how hard he gets as he's talking to the girls. needless to say, panting, talk of british nannies and bad poetry ensue. He admits that he likes being treated like a king. I was definitely shocked by this because he always seemed like the type who liked to have his ass proded with a 10 inch probe, but i guess thats the reason for the show: to learn more about bret michaels, and how he likes to have sex.
2. one of the things that gets me is southern people. i love southern things... except for the rampant racism and occasional incest.. southern culture is so down to earth and friendly. bret does southern culture another disservice.. however his southern accent/charm is still bewilderingly sexy. Actually come to think of it, after the 3rd episode there are only white girls left... but like i said im my last post, i try not to think about things i don't like.
once again i've gotten tired... i'll continue this as things throughout my day continue to remind me of the show.. hopefully i won't be too nautious/happy to post it.
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