healthy resentment:

1. uranus not being pronounced as it should be

2. the summer weather in winter is actually just frightening

3. there are no benefits to working next to the department of water and power.... actually they just steal your parking spots

4. to make 16 dollars an hour you have to pay 12 dollars to park... calculating to a massive paycheck of 14.50 an hour. wtf?

5. after not drinking hard alcohol for awhile, i had a recent bender where i was drinking jim beam from the bottle. This in turn gave me a sore throat. how is this sore throat THAT different than people who have strep? and why can't i call in sick?

6. parking karma - where does it come from? and how can i buy some?

7. when everyone already knows your funniest joke. (and all of the variations you tell it)

8. when you realize your funniest joke wasn't even that funny to begin with.

9. when spiderman 3 takes in 200 million its first weekend and its the most ridiculous shit ever made.

10. figuring that you can create a blog (thats also a magazine) and turn it into 400 million dollars cuz its 10 times better than spiderman.