That's short for.... you get it.
Let's keep this one short because I have homework.
Fayed dies, Jack recovers the nukes and saves the world, all while Palmer goes more and more insane. All is right with the world and they could end the season, but then we have to find out Audrey's still alive and captive in China. Unless Jack plans on instantly teleporting to China, there aren't enough episodes in the season for him to get there. I don't get it.
Monday, April 9, 2007
Sunday, April 8, 2007
Sopranos and Entourage Premiers in 17 Syllables
Sopranos:So so sooooo boring.
Tony/Bobby fight was lame.
Where was the action?
Entourage:
Piven's on fire.
Season's shaping up to rule.
Going to bed now.
Side note: The Sopranos have the best press photos ever. Remember this one?
Monday, April 2, 2007
The following blog entry takes place between 9:05pm and 9:58pm, NORTH HOLLYWOOD TIME.
9:05 - Previously on Zenziro: Kevin complains about a lot of stuff and tries to be funny.
9:06 - Whoa, this week is actually from 9pm to 10pm. IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY THERE.
9:07 - Palmer's refusing to be president from a wheelchair. He was president from a coma for the last few hours, so I don't see what his beef is.
9:10 - Kevin's roommate demands that the episode be restarted. As such, this blog entry will be restarted.
9:11 - Previously on 24 - I think the president woke up and they caught the Russian guy. I only really pay attention when Jack Bauer's shooting people.
9:12 - Whoa, this week is actually from 9pm to 10pm. IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY THERE (plus 10 minutes, but we'll catch up after a commercial break or two).
9:13 - Palmer's refusing to be president from a wheelchair. He was president from a coma for the last few hours, so I don't see what his beef is.
9:14 - There are bums rooting through our recycling bin, and there's a French guy on our patio wearing a tin foil hat. Jack isn't currently shooting anyone, but he appears to be on a cell phone with CTU. You know what I find amusing about this is that the CIA has a stauch opposition to the use of cell phones due to the ease of wiretapping, and I know for certain that the amount cell phones are used in the White House in this show isn't even remotely in line with reality.
9:16 - The 25th amendment is apparently being invoked. It involves the VP basically assuming the duties of the President when the cabinet votes to WHOA ROOMMATES ARE TALKING THIS IS ANNOYING PAUSE PAUSE PAUSE
9:17 - The stitches on Palmer's face don't look even remotely real. Who's in charge of makeup on this show?
9:18 - I can't believe it's not even halfway through 2007 and Hillary Clinton's raised 26 million dollars. I wonder why the Obominable Candidate hasn't announced his intake so far.
9:20 - I finally remembered NYPD Blue guy's character. It's DOYLE. DOYLE. He seems to be attempting to apologize to Nadia, but starting an apology with "I'm not a racist, but..." isn't the best strategy.
9:21 - Doyle think's Milo's the bad one now. That's what I'm saying!
9:22 - The cabinet convenes to determine if Palmer's fit to be prez. Of course the vote is 7 to 7. VP needs a majority, so Palmer's good.
9:23 - Oh right, Karen Hayes resigned, so her vote didn't count. I sense a commercial break at the peak of this compelling argument between the VP and Prez.
9:25 - This is going to the Supreme court? Remember the first season of 24 when it was all action and shit?
9:26 - After two skipped commercial breaks, we now appear to officially be in REAL TIME. Thus far, I've been rather disappointed with this episode of 24. Jack's gotten about 4 seconds of camera time.
9:29 - Still no Jack. I'm rather over the marital drama between Hayes and Buchanan. Remember in season 3 when Jack chopped off his partner's arm?
9:30 - Finally. Jack's back on camera. Gridenko claims to be giving up Fayed, but if my education has taught me anything, Russians with beards and gravely fake accents can be rather shifty.
9:33 - Why did Palmer make this douchebag his running mate? This is the second President Palmer to have a rotten VP.
9:34 - The VP's secretary is apparently willing to lie in front of the Supreme Court so that the VP gains control... and she justifies it by quoting Machiavelli? Garbage. You should be quoting, like, some guy that sucks.
9:36 - HAHAHA. That conversation was totally tapped! Booya. The VP is going down hard, unless there's some sort of crazy fistfight here (which might be pretty bad ass).
9:38 - Lennox is really coming around. He was a real squirrely bastard when the season started. He's no George Mason, but I got respect.
9:40 - Palmer was just informed of the vote, and withdrew the attack on unnamed country possibly ending in -stan. It's about time. Let's get back to what Jack Bauer's doing already!
9:41 - They dumped Gridenko at the Santa Monica pier to meet with Fayed. Mark that as part of my 24 reality tour.
9:43 - Nothing's really happening except for 3 minutes of intense music.
9:44 - Here we go. Gridenko's getting kidnapped by Fayed's lackies. Not surprisingly, they figured out that Gridenko was followed. Jack's about to bust in and clean house.
9:45 - HAHAHA. Gridenko had his arm cut off, and that's why Jack can't find him. Remember that scene in Star Wars where that alien gets his arm lightsabered off? It looked just as realistic.
-- COMMERCIAL (Are you smarter than a 5th grader looks like an absolutely terrible show, and what happens if someone actually goes on there and demolishes one of the 5th graders? I realize it's probably like that movie Quiz Show where it's rigged, but what if that happens? It'll totally ruin that kid's life. Not enough people are paying attention to the social and developmental ramifications of this show.) --
9:50 - Finally some shooting. Sheesh.
9:51 - Jack has two kills. Should be at least one or two more coming. Fayed's in some bar shooting people, and the rest of the people started WAIT... Jack just kicked Fayed in the face and told him to shut up. This episode has redeemed itself.
9:53 - Palmer's not looking so good. Those adrenaline shots only work for so long.
9:54 - Gridenko apparently escaped to the beach and is now lumbering armless along the beach. I don't see this lasting long. Oh, yup. He just passed out in the ocean.
9:55 - Hayes and Lennox are having a mushy truce moment.
9:56 - WTF. Palmer just greenlighted (greenlit?) the nuke! This is going to bother me all god damn week. There's no way this gets resolved in the next 30 seconds.
9:57 - Episode's over. FUCK. This is remarkably bizarre. I can't even think of a good adverb to modify my adjectives right now because I'm just dying to know what happens now.
NEXT WEEK ON ZENZIRO: Does 24 quit the drama path and go back to non-stop action? Does Kevin lose sleep over the betrayal of the Palmer family name? Is it annoying to hear me use the 3rd person? All this and more, next week on the internet.
9:06 - Whoa, this week is actually from 9pm to 10pm. IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY THERE.
9:07 - Palmer's refusing to be president from a wheelchair. He was president from a coma for the last few hours, so I don't see what his beef is.
9:10 - Kevin's roommate demands that the episode be restarted. As such, this blog entry will be restarted.
9:11 - Previously on 24 - I think the president woke up and they caught the Russian guy. I only really pay attention when Jack Bauer's shooting people.
9:12 - Whoa, this week is actually from 9pm to 10pm. IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY THERE (plus 10 minutes, but we'll catch up after a commercial break or two).
9:13 - Palmer's refusing to be president from a wheelchair. He was president from a coma for the last few hours, so I don't see what his beef is.
9:14 - There are bums rooting through our recycling bin, and there's a French guy on our patio wearing a tin foil hat. Jack isn't currently shooting anyone, but he appears to be on a cell phone with CTU. You know what I find amusing about this is that the CIA has a stauch opposition to the use of cell phones due to the ease of wiretapping, and I know for certain that the amount cell phones are used in the White House in this show isn't even remotely in line with reality.
9:16 - The 25th amendment is apparently being invoked. It involves the VP basically assuming the duties of the President when the cabinet votes to WHOA ROOMMATES ARE TALKING THIS IS ANNOYING PAUSE PAUSE PAUSE
9:17 - The stitches on Palmer's face don't look even remotely real. Who's in charge of makeup on this show?
9:18 - I can't believe it's not even halfway through 2007 and Hillary Clinton's raised 26 million dollars. I wonder why the Obominable Candidate hasn't announced his intake so far.
9:20 - I finally remembered NYPD Blue guy's character. It's DOYLE. DOYLE. He seems to be attempting to apologize to Nadia, but starting an apology with "I'm not a racist, but..." isn't the best strategy.
9:21 - Doyle think's Milo's the bad one now. That's what I'm saying!
9:22 - The cabinet convenes to determine if Palmer's fit to be prez. Of course the vote is 7 to 7. VP needs a majority, so Palmer's good.
9:23 - Oh right, Karen Hayes resigned, so her vote didn't count. I sense a commercial break at the peak of this compelling argument between the VP and Prez.
9:25 - This is going to the Supreme court? Remember the first season of 24 when it was all action and shit?
9:26 - After two skipped commercial breaks, we now appear to officially be in REAL TIME. Thus far, I've been rather disappointed with this episode of 24. Jack's gotten about 4 seconds of camera time.
9:29 - Still no Jack. I'm rather over the marital drama between Hayes and Buchanan. Remember in season 3 when Jack chopped off his partner's arm?
9:30 - Finally. Jack's back on camera. Gridenko claims to be giving up Fayed, but if my education has taught me anything, Russians with beards and gravely fake accents can be rather shifty.
9:33 - Why did Palmer make this douchebag his running mate? This is the second President Palmer to have a rotten VP.
9:34 - The VP's secretary is apparently willing to lie in front of the Supreme Court so that the VP gains control... and she justifies it by quoting Machiavelli? Garbage. You should be quoting, like, some guy that sucks.
9:36 - HAHAHA. That conversation was totally tapped! Booya. The VP is going down hard, unless there's some sort of crazy fistfight here (which might be pretty bad ass).
9:38 - Lennox is really coming around. He was a real squirrely bastard when the season started. He's no George Mason, but I got respect.
9:40 - Palmer was just informed of the vote, and withdrew the attack on unnamed country possibly ending in -stan. It's about time. Let's get back to what Jack Bauer's doing already!
9:41 - They dumped Gridenko at the Santa Monica pier to meet with Fayed. Mark that as part of my 24 reality tour.
9:43 - Nothing's really happening except for 3 minutes of intense music.
9:44 - Here we go. Gridenko's getting kidnapped by Fayed's lackies. Not surprisingly, they figured out that Gridenko was followed. Jack's about to bust in and clean house.
9:45 - HAHAHA. Gridenko had his arm cut off, and that's why Jack can't find him. Remember that scene in Star Wars where that alien gets his arm lightsabered off? It looked just as realistic.
-- COMMERCIAL (Are you smarter than a 5th grader looks like an absolutely terrible show, and what happens if someone actually goes on there and demolishes one of the 5th graders? I realize it's probably like that movie Quiz Show where it's rigged, but what if that happens? It'll totally ruin that kid's life. Not enough people are paying attention to the social and developmental ramifications of this show.) --
9:50 - Finally some shooting. Sheesh.
9:51 - Jack has two kills. Should be at least one or two more coming. Fayed's in some bar shooting people, and the rest of the people started WAIT... Jack just kicked Fayed in the face and told him to shut up. This episode has redeemed itself.
9:53 - Palmer's not looking so good. Those adrenaline shots only work for so long.
9:54 - Gridenko apparently escaped to the beach and is now lumbering armless along the beach. I don't see this lasting long. Oh, yup. He just passed out in the ocean.
9:55 - Hayes and Lennox are having a mushy truce moment.
9:56 - WTF. Palmer just greenlighted (greenlit?) the nuke! This is going to bother me all god damn week. There's no way this gets resolved in the next 30 seconds.
9:57 - Episode's over. FUCK. This is remarkably bizarre. I can't even think of a good adverb to modify my adjectives right now because I'm just dying to know what happens now.
NEXT WEEK ON ZENZIRO: Does 24 quit the drama path and go back to non-stop action? Does Kevin lose sleep over the betrayal of the Palmer family name? Is it annoying to hear me use the 3rd person? All this and more, next week on the internet.
Sunday, April 1, 2007
Healthy Resentment
1) When you're excited because someone you know quotes a movie or tv show you love, but you know it so well that you get absolutely furious that they've slightly messed up the words or the delivery and therefore feel the need to angrily correct them.
2) When you're so perturbed by having to attend class on a saturday morning that you actually turn down the offer for a free mimosa from your classmates.
3) When, while recognizing the stress-relieving benefits of Parliament Lights, your monthly credit card statement lists 14 different $4.50 transactions from convenience stores.
4) When the accomplishment of a free ticket on a single lotto scratcher sparks remarkable enthusiasm, despite spending $10 on four different ones.
5) When running over an orange hampers the functionality of your lawn mower, but the refreshing smell of oranges helps you remember that you'd borrowed the lawnmower from your neighbor anyway.
6) When you just aren't quite satisfied with the look and feel of your myspace page.
7) When websudoku.com reports that you've done over 20 puzzles in one day, but for some reason you refuse to move from "easy" to "medium" on the skill ladder.
8) When your sister decides to move to Cleveland.
9) When others seem either skeptical or entirely unimpressed with the irony of your tale of being late to your best friend's wedding because you were in line purchasing "Time management for dummies."
10) When, after hosting a keg party, your house somehow seems cleaner than it did a week previous.
2) When you're so perturbed by having to attend class on a saturday morning that you actually turn down the offer for a free mimosa from your classmates.
3) When, while recognizing the stress-relieving benefits of Parliament Lights, your monthly credit card statement lists 14 different $4.50 transactions from convenience stores.
4) When the accomplishment of a free ticket on a single lotto scratcher sparks remarkable enthusiasm, despite spending $10 on four different ones.
5) When running over an orange hampers the functionality of your lawn mower, but the refreshing smell of oranges helps you remember that you'd borrowed the lawnmower from your neighbor anyway.
6) When you just aren't quite satisfied with the look and feel of your myspace page.
7) When websudoku.com reports that you've done over 20 puzzles in one day, but for some reason you refuse to move from "easy" to "medium" on the skill ladder.
8) When your sister decides to move to Cleveland.
9) When others seem either skeptical or entirely unimpressed with the irony of your tale of being late to your best friend's wedding because you were in line purchasing "Time management for dummies."
10) When, after hosting a keg party, your house somehow seems cleaner than it did a week previous.
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
The Following Takes Place Between 4:39pm and 5:48pm NORTH HOLLYWOOD TIME
4:39 - Last week on 24: the VP is a Dick Cheny clone, Palmer's still under the knife, Gridenko's still at large, and I'm a little bit hungry.
4:40 - Jack's really back in action now that he popped a few hostiles at the end of the last episode. I still find it completely hilarious that the Russian President was JUST FINE with us invading the Russian Consulate in LA.
4:41 - Is the real Russian consulate even in LA?
4:42 - Fayed and Gridenko are fighting. Apparently these terrorists need to have a team-building retreat. Their success so far has been fairly unimpressive. Seriously, a nuke goes off in Valencia? 99% of America has never heard of Valencia. Plus, Magic Mountain is closing anyway.
4:44 - Looks like we have a new character here. I'm not going to like this one.
4:46 - BRANDON ELLIOTT IS CALLING ME. Whether or not you know who he is, you know it'll be important.
4:52 - It wasn't. He wanted to know the tallest mountain in Ecuador. It's Chimborazo at 6300 meters. Fun.
4:54 - Back to 24. Sounds like Nadia was set up and CTU's found evidence to prove it, but NYPD Blue guy (still don't know his name) is going to cover it up because he led the witch hunt against Nadia. What garbage.
4:56 - I love my DVR. No commercials. This is especially useful for stressful shows like 24 where the commercial breaks are agonizing.
4:57 - It's also helpful because you can pause the show when your mom calls.
5:01 - We're back. And so is President Palmer's sister. She's annoying as hell.
5:02 - Karen Hayes still thinks they can wake Palmer out of his coma. Obviously they're going to, because this is TV, but come on. Why didn't they just make him seriously wounded/incapacitated instead of going the whole coma route?
5:05 - The VP I believe just found out that the President has woken up from his coma. He's finally going to lose his stupid "nuke the generic arabs" plan.
5:06 - Now the VP is telling the doctor to sedate the President and put him back in the coma. Hilarious.
5:07 - That new character I mentioned? I think Jack just led an attack on his house and killed him. No wait, he just captured him. I bet this new irrelevant dude will somehow lead to the terrorists all of a sudden.
5:09 - Apparently this dude was having his brother hack into some nuclear power plant's mainframe without realizing what he was doing. What?
5:11 - Apparently this mystery character's brother is autistic and some kind of computer wiz. The guy playing him is also not a very good actor.
5:13 - They're sending the autistic guy on a meet and greet with Gridenko? Not that Jack Bauer's a terribly humane guy, but this sounds incredibly mean-spirited.
5:14 - The NYPD Blue guy's name is Doyle! Finally.
5:15 - Doyle finally fessed up and showed the evidence that Nadia's innocent, but not without a silly argument in the middle of the CTU floor demonstrating some really below-average thespian skills.
5:17 - Now Buchanan's actually trying to convince Nadia to STAY after being abandoned in a holding cell. Somehow I see her turning to the dark side now.
5:18 - Chloe just called Milo out on having a crush on Nadia. This is the last time I really want to even talk about her, because she's an unproductive CTU agent and an unentertaining character.
5:19 - Shit Milo, there's no crying on 24!
5:20 - I'd still love to know what the president traded to China to get Jack out of prison.
5:21 - President Palmer's crashing! Wait, no, he's fine.
5:23 - I can just assume, given how much Jack keeps saying that they need to protect the autistic guy, that he's somehow going to either get shot or taken hostage during this little operation.
5:26 - Wow, he survived and they got Gridenko (and obviously mercilessly shot all of the other Russians). I'm not terribly sure why I actually suspected Jack Bauer would fail at anything. Dude could pass a calculus without even studying.
5:28 - Jack looks troubled again. Jack, stop worrying about Audrey. She died like a year ago. Focus on interrogating Gridenko.
5:29 - Gridenko's already offering to help Jack locate Fayed and the other bombs in exchange for amnesty. They really throw amnesty around on this show a lot.
5:41 - My phone seriously needs to stop rinigng. I'm having second thoughts about emailing every esoteric and b-list celebrity I could think of with my phone number and information on a fascinating financial opportunity involving an exiled price from Nigeria.
5:43 - That remark was unrelated to my phone ringing. My sister is still more of a C-list celebrity.
5:44 - The air strike squadron launching an attack on Arab Nation X is called VICTORY SQUARDRON. Hahahahaha.
5:45 - HA! President Palmer's awake and told VICTORY SQUADRON to stand down! Fuck you Vice President. Palmer's laying down the law.
5:46 - Of course, this probably also means he'll end up dying this season.
5:47 - What a mother fucker. The VP just told the cabinet he needs to assume the presidency because the President isn't thinking clearly. God damn cliffhangers.
-- EPISODE ENDS --
5:48 - Next on FOX News - Anna Nicole Smith's autopsy results are in! What happened? I ddin't record the news. I suppose I could look on, like, every news website on earth.
Next Week On Zenziro: Will Kevin actually watch 24 at its regularly schedule time?
4:40 - Jack's really back in action now that he popped a few hostiles at the end of the last episode. I still find it completely hilarious that the Russian President was JUST FINE with us invading the Russian Consulate in LA.
4:41 - Is the real Russian consulate even in LA?
4:42 - Fayed and Gridenko are fighting. Apparently these terrorists need to have a team-building retreat. Their success so far has been fairly unimpressive. Seriously, a nuke goes off in Valencia? 99% of America has never heard of Valencia. Plus, Magic Mountain is closing anyway.
4:44 - Looks like we have a new character here. I'm not going to like this one.
4:46 - BRANDON ELLIOTT IS CALLING ME. Whether or not you know who he is, you know it'll be important.
4:52 - It wasn't. He wanted to know the tallest mountain in Ecuador. It's Chimborazo at 6300 meters. Fun.
4:54 - Back to 24. Sounds like Nadia was set up and CTU's found evidence to prove it, but NYPD Blue guy (still don't know his name) is going to cover it up because he led the witch hunt against Nadia. What garbage.
4:56 - I love my DVR. No commercials. This is especially useful for stressful shows like 24 where the commercial breaks are agonizing.
4:57 - It's also helpful because you can pause the show when your mom calls.
5:01 - We're back. And so is President Palmer's sister. She's annoying as hell.
5:02 - Karen Hayes still thinks they can wake Palmer out of his coma. Obviously they're going to, because this is TV, but come on. Why didn't they just make him seriously wounded/incapacitated instead of going the whole coma route?
5:05 - The VP I believe just found out that the President has woken up from his coma. He's finally going to lose his stupid "nuke the generic arabs" plan.
5:06 - Now the VP is telling the doctor to sedate the President and put him back in the coma. Hilarious.
5:07 - That new character I mentioned? I think Jack just led an attack on his house and killed him. No wait, he just captured him. I bet this new irrelevant dude will somehow lead to the terrorists all of a sudden.
5:09 - Apparently this dude was having his brother hack into some nuclear power plant's mainframe without realizing what he was doing. What?
5:11 - Apparently this mystery character's brother is autistic and some kind of computer wiz. The guy playing him is also not a very good actor.
5:13 - They're sending the autistic guy on a meet and greet with Gridenko? Not that Jack Bauer's a terribly humane guy, but this sounds incredibly mean-spirited.
5:14 - The NYPD Blue guy's name is Doyle! Finally.
5:15 - Doyle finally fessed up and showed the evidence that Nadia's innocent, but not without a silly argument in the middle of the CTU floor demonstrating some really below-average thespian skills.
5:17 - Now Buchanan's actually trying to convince Nadia to STAY after being abandoned in a holding cell. Somehow I see her turning to the dark side now.
5:18 - Chloe just called Milo out on having a crush on Nadia. This is the last time I really want to even talk about her, because she's an unproductive CTU agent and an unentertaining character.
5:19 - Shit Milo, there's no crying on 24!
5:20 - I'd still love to know what the president traded to China to get Jack out of prison.
5:21 - President Palmer's crashing! Wait, no, he's fine.
5:23 - I can just assume, given how much Jack keeps saying that they need to protect the autistic guy, that he's somehow going to either get shot or taken hostage during this little operation.
5:26 - Wow, he survived and they got Gridenko (and obviously mercilessly shot all of the other Russians). I'm not terribly sure why I actually suspected Jack Bauer would fail at anything. Dude could pass a calculus without even studying.
5:28 - Jack looks troubled again. Jack, stop worrying about Audrey. She died like a year ago. Focus on interrogating Gridenko.
5:29 - Gridenko's already offering to help Jack locate Fayed and the other bombs in exchange for amnesty. They really throw amnesty around on this show a lot.
5:41 - My phone seriously needs to stop rinigng. I'm having second thoughts about emailing every esoteric and b-list celebrity I could think of with my phone number and information on a fascinating financial opportunity involving an exiled price from Nigeria.
5:43 - That remark was unrelated to my phone ringing. My sister is still more of a C-list celebrity.
5:44 - The air strike squadron launching an attack on Arab Nation X is called VICTORY SQUARDRON. Hahahahaha.
5:45 - HA! President Palmer's awake and told VICTORY SQUADRON to stand down! Fuck you Vice President. Palmer's laying down the law.
5:46 - Of course, this probably also means he'll end up dying this season.
5:47 - What a mother fucker. The VP just told the cabinet he needs to assume the presidency because the President isn't thinking clearly. God damn cliffhangers.
-- EPISODE ENDS --
5:48 - Next on FOX News - Anna Nicole Smith's autopsy results are in! What happened? I ddin't record the news. I suppose I could look on, like, every news website on earth.
Next Week On Zenziro: Will Kevin actually watch 24 at its regularly schedule time?
Sunday, March 25, 2007
We're Official.
Look for these (without the extraneous text in the middle) randomly sitting in bathroom stalls throughout the greater Los Angeles area. You'll then know that the bathroom you're occupying was graced by genius.
Friday, March 23, 2007
Healthy Resentment
1. When you have to wake up early, and realize that you've gone to bed a bit too late, and therefore can't sleep at all becuase all you think about as you lay in bed is what time you need to wake up.
2. When you think of something that you think you resent in a healthy manner, then realize you basically just resent it altogether.
3. When you're so excited and pleased with your $4 frozen pizza purchase at Target that you end up rapidly consuming the entire thing.
4. When your full name is comprised of normally-accepted first names, and thus encounter people that call you by your last name thinking that it's your first name.
5. When said people fail to appreciate your response of "what do you think my last name is?"
6. When you watch a basketball game on TV, yelling incessantly at the players as if you could somehow perform better than they can.
7. When you sink the 9-ball on a break, then look around and remember that you're playing pool by yourself.
8. When you receive your monthly phone bill and realize that your bill has increased exponentionally due to your "early and often" philosophy to American Idol voting.
9. When you suddenly notice that you have an appropriate Simpsons quote for literally any situation you encounter in daily life.
10. When the clerk at Circus Liquor store ceases to adhere to the store's strict ID policy for your purchases because he knows you that well.
2. When you think of something that you think you resent in a healthy manner, then realize you basically just resent it altogether.
3. When you're so excited and pleased with your $4 frozen pizza purchase at Target that you end up rapidly consuming the entire thing.
4. When your full name is comprised of normally-accepted first names, and thus encounter people that call you by your last name thinking that it's your first name.
5. When said people fail to appreciate your response of "what do you think my last name is?"
6. When you watch a basketball game on TV, yelling incessantly at the players as if you could somehow perform better than they can.
7. When you sink the 9-ball on a break, then look around and remember that you're playing pool by yourself.
8. When you receive your monthly phone bill and realize that your bill has increased exponentionally due to your "early and often" philosophy to American Idol voting.
9. When you suddenly notice that you have an appropriate Simpsons quote for literally any situation you encounter in daily life.
10. When the clerk at Circus Liquor store ceases to adhere to the store's strict ID policy for your purchases because he knows you that well.
Thursday, March 22, 2007
lost diary - 03-21-07 - Why Locke was in a wheelchair
First off, last week I had decided that I had given up on lost. After countless episodes of 'blue cheese' that always involved slow motion, bad synth music and 'thank god we're together' looks, i decided the show had finally and completely sold out. This was helpful because that would free up enough time to watch real world. Sadly... lost sucked me in for one last round and low and behold.. it was really good.
I know what you're thinking... "That's just relational non-suckage.. fucking lost has been awful for the last 3 weeks(arguably this whole last year) and now that a reasonably OK episode has come on, you actually think it was good."
I get that.. and yes, that is a very good explanation. Regaurdless, I would like to go into a few highlights.
for ince... there's talk of a magic box!
i always thought the only magic that came out of a box was in my pants... but no.
now it's on a soundstage in hawaii too. ridiculous line of the week: "it can create anything you want. you just have to think about it and it's there."
2. jack is so hot when he plays piano.... goddamn i love that man
3. The others supposedly have a submarine! HAH! Ben lets the others believe that they have the freedom to leave the island, which ironically keeps them from leaving.
true in so many ways. freedom begets complacency. when people realize they're not free they rebel.
bam!
4. goddamn jack's hot.. he's talking to kate all sexy-like... HE's GOING TO COME BACK FOR HER... yessss.... tap that shit biatch.
5. locke is going to blow up the submarine?! no no and no. this just reitterates that locke is the person who orchestrated this whole shpeal from the beginning.
WHAT IDIOT WOULD BLOW UP THE ONLY THING THAT COULD GET THEM OFF THE ISLAND?!
the leaders.. that's right.
6. flashback for locke... his dad killed a kid who discovered he was an asshole. locke gets a visit from the cops.. finds out kid is dead... goes to see daddy... daddy throws locke out of an 8 story building. duh...
7. BEST PART ALERT...... how did locke get out of the wheelchair? why is ben still in one?
dharma = truth in nature
living a natural life produces amazing things? like unbreaking your back?
ben living a surburban life while trying to pretend its natural limits his ability to take part in the magic box. (in my pants)
lastly... doesn't this just point out another very important point.. if we try and restart humanity and return to the point where we're not conditioned by society, we inevitably end up creating the same thing we have now..
you can't just take the surburban out of the man.. kids.
er.. i'm late for work..
i'll figure out something more legible later
BAM
I know what you're thinking... "That's just relational non-suckage.. fucking lost has been awful for the last 3 weeks(arguably this whole last year) and now that a reasonably OK episode has come on, you actually think it was good."
I get that.. and yes, that is a very good explanation. Regaurdless, I would like to go into a few highlights.
for ince... there's talk of a magic box!
i always thought the only magic that came out of a box was in my pants... but no.
now it's on a soundstage in hawaii too. ridiculous line of the week: "it can create anything you want. you just have to think about it and it's there."
2. jack is so hot when he plays piano.... goddamn i love that man
3. The others supposedly have a submarine! HAH! Ben lets the others believe that they have the freedom to leave the island, which ironically keeps them from leaving.
true in so many ways. freedom begets complacency. when people realize they're not free they rebel.
bam!
4. goddamn jack's hot.. he's talking to kate all sexy-like... HE's GOING TO COME BACK FOR HER... yessss.... tap that shit biatch.
5. locke is going to blow up the submarine?! no no and no. this just reitterates that locke is the person who orchestrated this whole shpeal from the beginning.
WHAT IDIOT WOULD BLOW UP THE ONLY THING THAT COULD GET THEM OFF THE ISLAND?!
the leaders.. that's right.
6. flashback for locke... his dad killed a kid who discovered he was an asshole. locke gets a visit from the cops.. finds out kid is dead... goes to see daddy... daddy throws locke out of an 8 story building. duh...
7. BEST PART ALERT...... how did locke get out of the wheelchair? why is ben still in one?
dharma = truth in nature
living a natural life produces amazing things? like unbreaking your back?
ben living a surburban life while trying to pretend its natural limits his ability to take part in the magic box. (in my pants)
lastly... doesn't this just point out another very important point.. if we try and restart humanity and return to the point where we're not conditioned by society, we inevitably end up creating the same thing we have now..
you can't just take the surburban out of the man.. kids.
er.. i'm late for work..
i'll figure out something more legible later
BAM
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Spam Subject Of The Month
I received a spam e-mail regarding some stupid fly-by-night penny stock, and this was the subject line:
Recently in the news there was talk of another outbreak of Red Tide.
And yeah, these days MacMail's spam filter is about as useful as fluency in Esperanto.
If that analogy didn't work for you, just substitute some other obsolete phenomena in there and giggle to yourself or something. You know those Choose Your Own Adventure books? Or am I thinking of Mad Libs?
Recently in the news there was talk of another outbreak of Red Tide.
And yeah, these days MacMail's spam filter is about as useful as fluency in Esperanto.
If that analogy didn't work for you, just substitute some other obsolete phenomena in there and giggle to yourself or something. You know those Choose Your Own Adventure books? Or am I thinking of Mad Libs?
Monday, March 19, 2007
Deceptively Viking-Sounding Event Names, and the Aimless Blog Entries That They Inspire
I remember one of the very first times I talked to Claire, we talked about the type of environment we'd create if we ran an office. I don't remember entirely what I said (or why we were even talking about it), but, knowing my tendencies, it involved something about "creating a culture of fear and deception," and Claire responded with "I'd create a culture of sexual harrassment."
Now that I've had some time to think about it, I suppose I should have responded with "combine those two and you've got the Catholic Church!"
Enron?
Anyway.
I attended a seminar at school today labeled on the school calendar as "Mandatory Interactive Business Ethics Experience." As we filter into the conference center for the whathaveyou, we find out that this specific program is called Eagle's Flight Council Of The Marble Star. What the....
Don't believe me? Believe it now.
Now, this exercise had little to do eith ethics and everything to do with a room full of apathetic MBA students. Each of twelve teams exchanged various types of currency and started the game with various pieces of information about other teams, and through the flow of information and the barter system, teams were supposed to trade their resources to obtain the most points after one hour. Right now, it sounds more like Monopoly, without the free parking and frustration. There was no glory to be won, though we did find out later that the four winning teams received "authentic" pewter amulets (again, no joke). We all represented "villages" with names like BowMaster, IronFist, and... I don't really remember the rest of them. UnicornHoof?
We then broke into groups and discussed a case a recent MBA grad who joined Delloite Consulting and took some liberties with her company credit card (at least, that's as best I can describe it in 20 words or less). She did things like unilaterally upgrade her plane tickets and stay at the Ritz on a business trip to Omaha, as well as order movies and wine through room service, and then bill this all back to the company.
First aside: I'd totally do stuff like that, and I'd certainly allow it from my employees once I get some employees, though I wouldn't ever subject them to Omaha.
This whole "program," from the curiously-named simplistic role-playing game to a discussion of whether United or USAirways is nicer- barely even touched on the idea of ethics. When you talk about ethics, shouldn't you approach ideas such as, I don't know, topics that relate to the existence of the Better Business Bureau? Or OSHA? Or the ACLU? Or all the various unions and professional societies? Shouldn't we talk about lying to shareholders or insider trading or stealing trade secrets or falsely advertising a product?
At this point, I've entirely forgotten where I planned to go with this. I think I was going to create an ethics quiz, but at this point I'm already thinking about a movie involving a bunch of knights fighting over a pewter amulet, so the ethics quiz will consist entirely of one question suggested to me my a friend of mine from San Francisco studying for his accounting ethics exam:
You find a roll of bling on da streetz - what goes down?
a) keep da $$
b) returnz
I think a better ethics lesson for us would have been to simply slap a picture of Ken Lay or Bernie Ebers on the wall of every classrom in the building with a big LOL on their face.
Now that I've had some time to think about it, I suppose I should have responded with "combine those two and you've got the Catholic Church!"
Enron?
Anyway.
I attended a seminar at school today labeled on the school calendar as "Mandatory Interactive Business Ethics Experience." As we filter into the conference center for the whathaveyou, we find out that this specific program is called Eagle's Flight Council Of The Marble Star. What the....
Don't believe me? Believe it now.
Now, this exercise had little to do eith ethics and everything to do with a room full of apathetic MBA students. Each of twelve teams exchanged various types of currency and started the game with various pieces of information about other teams, and through the flow of information and the barter system, teams were supposed to trade their resources to obtain the most points after one hour. Right now, it sounds more like Monopoly, without the free parking and frustration. There was no glory to be won, though we did find out later that the four winning teams received "authentic" pewter amulets (again, no joke). We all represented "villages" with names like BowMaster, IronFist, and... I don't really remember the rest of them. UnicornHoof?
We then broke into groups and discussed a case a recent MBA grad who joined Delloite Consulting and took some liberties with her company credit card (at least, that's as best I can describe it in 20 words or less). She did things like unilaterally upgrade her plane tickets and stay at the Ritz on a business trip to Omaha, as well as order movies and wine through room service, and then bill this all back to the company.
First aside: I'd totally do stuff like that, and I'd certainly allow it from my employees once I get some employees, though I wouldn't ever subject them to Omaha.
This whole "program," from the curiously-named simplistic role-playing game to a discussion of whether United or USAirways is nicer- barely even touched on the idea of ethics. When you talk about ethics, shouldn't you approach ideas such as, I don't know, topics that relate to the existence of the Better Business Bureau? Or OSHA? Or the ACLU? Or all the various unions and professional societies? Shouldn't we talk about lying to shareholders or insider trading or stealing trade secrets or falsely advertising a product?
At this point, I've entirely forgotten where I planned to go with this. I think I was going to create an ethics quiz, but at this point I'm already thinking about a movie involving a bunch of knights fighting over a pewter amulet, so the ethics quiz will consist entirely of one question suggested to me my a friend of mine from San Francisco studying for his accounting ethics exam:
You find a roll of bling on da streetz - what goes down?
a) keep da $$
b) returnz
I think a better ethics lesson for us would have been to simply slap a picture of Ken Lay or Bernie Ebers on the wall of every classrom in the building with a big LOL on their face.
The following blog entry takes place between 8:59pm and 9:57pm, NORTH HOLLYWOOD TIME.
8:59 - Damn time change. Shit started a minute early. I almost missed it!
9:00 - Previously on 24 - ex president's crazy ex-wife tries to stab him (he's totally going to be dead this episode), the Russian President for some reason cooperates with the US (that seems fishy to me), and some guy that used to be on NYPD Blue joined the cast as some hard-nosed field ops guy. He sucks.
9:02 - I can hear my roommate in the other room watching skateboarding dvds on our good tv. One day, he'll learn.
9:03 - The Vice President that's currently running the country totally blows. Cue all the various "remind you of anyone?" jokes.
9:04 - I love how incredibly specific the terrorists are with every single conversation. "We need to launch these three drones to our three primary objectives within the next 53 minutes so we can finally exact our revenge for the injustices the Americans have subjected us to. Ken Griffey Jr. hit 42 home runs in 1996."
9:06 - Chloe's getting all annoying at CTU again. Devotees will see flashes of season 3, and foreshadowing to future comments in this blog entry.
9:09 - Wait, they already launched one of the nukes? How the hell didn't I notice that?
9:10 - The god damn VP is preparing an attack on Generic Arab Nation 6 (they never address any specific nationalities - probably some sort of Homeland Security directive) now that one of the drones is airborne over US soil. That reminds me of something I saw in The Onion this week. Something about the Iraq War.
-- COMMERCIAL (now all I can think about is all the bumper stickers I'm going to see regarding the Iraq war, like "Here's to four more years of victory!" and "This was worse than the four times I had to repeat 8th grade," etc. I'm getting trademarks for those slogans, by the way, so fuck you if I see a t-shirt in Urban Outfitters with that shit on it) --
9:14 - CTU actually wasted the breath to mention that Santa Barbara is not where the nuke is headed. Imagine the sort of statement for the terrorists that that would make.
9:15 - Uh oh, Audrey's coming back.
9:17 - Nevermind. Audrey's dead. Jack's totally going to end up putting the moves on his brother's wife before this day is out. Jack rebonds fast.
9:18 - Mother fucker, who calls me during 24?
9:19 - This Audrey being dead thing is really going to throw Jack off his game for an hour or two. Apparently she was in China when she died, so Jack's going to be grieving over the idea that Audrey tried to come save him now. Why can't he learn about these things during the 364 days that aren't part of the 24 season?
9:21 - Apparently the VP's green lighting an attack on "an area near the northern border of their country." This is like the 13 seasons of the Simpsons where Springfield's state was unknown (they finally revealed that it's in Kentucky, right?)
-- COMMERCIAL (Since a lot of commercial breaks involve movie and tv show previews, I figured I'd give you a blog preview: I'm going to be writing a business ethics entry after 24 is over. It's called Eagle's Flight Order Of The Marble Star. No joke, I just had a mandatory ethics seminar with that exact title at school today, and I don't go to school in 13th century Norway) --
9:27 - Milo's still mad at Morris and thinks he might be drinking on the job. Chloe's getting shifty eyes.
9:28 - Wow. Chloe was asked to check Morris' breath (for non-watchers, Chloe is his ex-wife), so she walks up to him and makes out with him, then when he asks what she's doing she responds with "I'm just seeing if there's alcohol on your breath." Morris respons with "Gotta love this place." This is 24's first attempt at humor in 6 seasons.
9:30 - Actually, maybe that wasn't supposed to be funny.
9:31 - CTU's got a leak! I figure it's Nadia, just because everyone's backing her because the annoying NYPD Blue guy thinks it's her. Same shit happened with Nina in season 1.
9:32 - That was fast. Chloe seems to have figured out that it is Nadia. Now I'm thinking she's been set up. I'm thinking Milo's dirty. Why else would he have given her that password a while ago?
9:33 - We should also entertain the possibility it's some random that never gets any camera time. It's a lot easier to write off a character that wasn't on the show to begin with.
-- COMMERCIAL (Jack hasn't been on camera in a while. Indigestion? Actually, I'd assume Jack's stomach is made of pure lead, but he's got some sort of issue going on right now. He's cried on camera plenty of times, so the fact that he's moping over Audrey usually doesn't keep him from getting some face time with the audience. Also, there's been a nuke airborne for like 25 minutes. Ummm......) --
9:37 - President Palmer's in bad shape. I'm sure he'll be back on his feet in two episodes, even though a bomb exploded like 8 feet from him.
9:38 - Hahahaha. Karen Hayes wants the doc to bring the President back to consciousness for a minute just to chat. Yeah, and I want red shag seat covers for my Ford Focus.
9:39 - They mentioned the address 1530 Hillcrest. I try to keep track of this stuff for the 24 Reality Tour business we've been planning to start.
9:40 - NYPD Blue guy (what the hell is his name anyway? Doyle or something?) is trying to torture Nadia. I gotta tell you, this is pretty dumb, even for 24. How does CTU take 14 hours to realize they have a leak and then 8 seconds to locate it and "plug" it anyway?
9:42 - Oh there's Jack.
9:43 - Oops. Gone again.
9:44 - There he is. Kill someone already!
9:45 - Jack's vowing revenge on the people who killed Audrey or whatever. I couldn't give less of a shit about that, Jack. Take care of that during one of the days I'm not watching.
-- COMMERCIAL (This last commercial break tends to be obnoxiously long, plus I have to put up with teasers for the local news, which will also undoubtedly repeat the depressing news of the four year anniversary of the ongoing Iraq victory. I always wondered - if the media stopped covering President Bush, do you think he'd just canish into thin air? Ahhhh there's the teaser. God damn it. The fact that 51% of Iraqi's now think the country would be better off without the American presence is so embarrassing. Sorry for the diatribe. Long commercial breaks do that to me) --
9:49 - Nuke's still airborne. I don't know... just seems weird that it hasn't hit something yet. It's got to be grazing the power lines at Las Vegas International by now.
9:50 - YES. JACK FINALLY KILLED A GUY. NOW TWO GUYS! Hold on....
9:51 - And a third.... The target is San Francisco. No wonder it hasn't blown up yet.
9:52 - 30 seconds from SF already? That means it was going like 500 mph.
9:53 - This is great. Jack's basically just playing flight simulator on some old-ass computer. How is he not going to crash this thing into the Raiders' stadium or something?
9:54 - Welp, he landed it, and it immediate burst into flame. Of course, the nuke didn't blow. Well done Jack! That was one of your more childish world-savings.
9:55 - I have a feeling this nuke's still going to blow. You know, after LA's been subjected to about 80 different hazards through 5 and a half seasons of 24, it's about time some other city gets a little sweat on their collective brow.
9:56 - Hahahaha. Vice President is so bummed that it didn't blow up. He wanted to blow up a generic Middle Eastern nation.
9:57 - He's still launching the attack! Naturally, they'll be launching the attack "within the hour." Can't have that shit carry over for two weeks, now.
-- EPISODE ENDS --
Next week on Zenziro: Find out who called me during 24, and why I won't be taking his phone calls for the next week!
9:00 - Previously on 24 - ex president's crazy ex-wife tries to stab him (he's totally going to be dead this episode), the Russian President for some reason cooperates with the US (that seems fishy to me), and some guy that used to be on NYPD Blue joined the cast as some hard-nosed field ops guy. He sucks.
9:02 - I can hear my roommate in the other room watching skateboarding dvds on our good tv. One day, he'll learn.
9:03 - The Vice President that's currently running the country totally blows. Cue all the various "remind you of anyone?" jokes.
9:04 - I love how incredibly specific the terrorists are with every single conversation. "We need to launch these three drones to our three primary objectives within the next 53 minutes so we can finally exact our revenge for the injustices the Americans have subjected us to. Ken Griffey Jr. hit 42 home runs in 1996."
9:06 - Chloe's getting all annoying at CTU again. Devotees will see flashes of season 3, and foreshadowing to future comments in this blog entry.
9:09 - Wait, they already launched one of the nukes? How the hell didn't I notice that?
9:10 - The god damn VP is preparing an attack on Generic Arab Nation 6 (they never address any specific nationalities - probably some sort of Homeland Security directive) now that one of the drones is airborne over US soil. That reminds me of something I saw in The Onion this week. Something about the Iraq War.
-- COMMERCIAL (now all I can think about is all the bumper stickers I'm going to see regarding the Iraq war, like "Here's to four more years of victory!" and "This was worse than the four times I had to repeat 8th grade," etc. I'm getting trademarks for those slogans, by the way, so fuck you if I see a t-shirt in Urban Outfitters with that shit on it) --
9:14 - CTU actually wasted the breath to mention that Santa Barbara is not where the nuke is headed. Imagine the sort of statement for the terrorists that that would make.
9:15 - Uh oh, Audrey's coming back.
9:17 - Nevermind. Audrey's dead. Jack's totally going to end up putting the moves on his brother's wife before this day is out. Jack rebonds fast.
9:18 - Mother fucker, who calls me during 24?
9:19 - This Audrey being dead thing is really going to throw Jack off his game for an hour or two. Apparently she was in China when she died, so Jack's going to be grieving over the idea that Audrey tried to come save him now. Why can't he learn about these things during the 364 days that aren't part of the 24 season?
9:21 - Apparently the VP's green lighting an attack on "an area near the northern border of their country." This is like the 13 seasons of the Simpsons where Springfield's state was unknown (they finally revealed that it's in Kentucky, right?)
-- COMMERCIAL (Since a lot of commercial breaks involve movie and tv show previews, I figured I'd give you a blog preview: I'm going to be writing a business ethics entry after 24 is over. It's called Eagle's Flight Order Of The Marble Star. No joke, I just had a mandatory ethics seminar with that exact title at school today, and I don't go to school in 13th century Norway) --
9:27 - Milo's still mad at Morris and thinks he might be drinking on the job. Chloe's getting shifty eyes.
9:28 - Wow. Chloe was asked to check Morris' breath (for non-watchers, Chloe is his ex-wife), so she walks up to him and makes out with him, then when he asks what she's doing she responds with "I'm just seeing if there's alcohol on your breath." Morris respons with "Gotta love this place." This is 24's first attempt at humor in 6 seasons.
9:30 - Actually, maybe that wasn't supposed to be funny.
9:31 - CTU's got a leak! I figure it's Nadia, just because everyone's backing her because the annoying NYPD Blue guy thinks it's her. Same shit happened with Nina in season 1.
9:32 - That was fast. Chloe seems to have figured out that it is Nadia. Now I'm thinking she's been set up. I'm thinking Milo's dirty. Why else would he have given her that password a while ago?
9:33 - We should also entertain the possibility it's some random that never gets any camera time. It's a lot easier to write off a character that wasn't on the show to begin with.
-- COMMERCIAL (Jack hasn't been on camera in a while. Indigestion? Actually, I'd assume Jack's stomach is made of pure lead, but he's got some sort of issue going on right now. He's cried on camera plenty of times, so the fact that he's moping over Audrey usually doesn't keep him from getting some face time with the audience. Also, there's been a nuke airborne for like 25 minutes. Ummm......) --
9:37 - President Palmer's in bad shape. I'm sure he'll be back on his feet in two episodes, even though a bomb exploded like 8 feet from him.
9:38 - Hahahaha. Karen Hayes wants the doc to bring the President back to consciousness for a minute just to chat. Yeah, and I want red shag seat covers for my Ford Focus.
9:39 - They mentioned the address 1530 Hillcrest. I try to keep track of this stuff for the 24 Reality Tour business we've been planning to start.
9:40 - NYPD Blue guy (what the hell is his name anyway? Doyle or something?) is trying to torture Nadia. I gotta tell you, this is pretty dumb, even for 24. How does CTU take 14 hours to realize they have a leak and then 8 seconds to locate it and "plug" it anyway?
9:42 - Oh there's Jack.
9:43 - Oops. Gone again.
9:44 - There he is. Kill someone already!
9:45 - Jack's vowing revenge on the people who killed Audrey or whatever. I couldn't give less of a shit about that, Jack. Take care of that during one of the days I'm not watching.
-- COMMERCIAL (This last commercial break tends to be obnoxiously long, plus I have to put up with teasers for the local news, which will also undoubtedly repeat the depressing news of the four year anniversary of the ongoing Iraq victory. I always wondered - if the media stopped covering President Bush, do you think he'd just canish into thin air? Ahhhh there's the teaser. God damn it. The fact that 51% of Iraqi's now think the country would be better off without the American presence is so embarrassing. Sorry for the diatribe. Long commercial breaks do that to me) --
9:49 - Nuke's still airborne. I don't know... just seems weird that it hasn't hit something yet. It's got to be grazing the power lines at Las Vegas International by now.
9:50 - YES. JACK FINALLY KILLED A GUY. NOW TWO GUYS! Hold on....
9:51 - And a third.... The target is San Francisco. No wonder it hasn't blown up yet.
9:52 - 30 seconds from SF already? That means it was going like 500 mph.
9:53 - This is great. Jack's basically just playing flight simulator on some old-ass computer. How is he not going to crash this thing into the Raiders' stadium or something?
9:54 - Welp, he landed it, and it immediate burst into flame. Of course, the nuke didn't blow. Well done Jack! That was one of your more childish world-savings.
9:55 - I have a feeling this nuke's still going to blow. You know, after LA's been subjected to about 80 different hazards through 5 and a half seasons of 24, it's about time some other city gets a little sweat on their collective brow.
9:56 - Hahahaha. Vice President is so bummed that it didn't blow up. He wanted to blow up a generic Middle Eastern nation.
9:57 - He's still launching the attack! Naturally, they'll be launching the attack "within the hour." Can't have that shit carry over for two weeks, now.
-- EPISODE ENDS --
Next week on Zenziro: Find out who called me during 24, and why I won't be taking his phone calls for the next week!
Thursday, March 15, 2007
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
breaking news
chiquita banana has been charged with terrorism fraud.
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070314/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/terrorism_bananas
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070314/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/terrorism_bananas
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Monday, March 12, 2007
I'm Continuing To Make A Christmas List
6. A nasty divorce for Elvis Costello and his wife, so that he'll stop writing boring lounge music.
7. Three copies of A Million Little Pieces.
8. The installation of an intricate network of tunnels throughout the walls of my house that can be built into a guinea pig colony.
9. Ten gallons of lighter fluid.
10. A photo of Nikita Khrushchev giving a thumbs up.
7. Three copies of A Million Little Pieces.
8. The installation of an intricate network of tunnels throughout the walls of my house that can be built into a guinea pig colony.
9. Ten gallons of lighter fluid.
10. A photo of Nikita Khrushchev giving a thumbs up.
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