6. A nasty divorce for Elvis Costello and his wife, so that he'll stop writing boring lounge music.
7. Three copies of A Million Little Pieces.
8. The installation of an intricate network of tunnels throughout the walls of my house that can be built into a guinea pig colony.
9. Ten gallons of lighter fluid.
10. A photo of Nikita Khrushchev giving a thumbs up.
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