Healthy Resentment

1. When you have to wake up early, and realize that you've gone to bed a bit too late, and therefore can't sleep at all becuase all you think about as you lay in bed is what time you need to wake up.

2. When you think of something that you think you resent in a healthy manner, then realize you basically just resent it altogether.

3. When you're so excited and pleased with your $4 frozen pizza purchase at Target that you end up rapidly consuming the entire thing.

4. When your full name is comprised of normally-accepted first names, and thus encounter people that call you by your last name thinking that it's your first name.

5. When said people fail to appreciate your response of "what do you think my last name is?"

6. When you watch a basketball game on TV, yelling incessantly at the players as if you could somehow perform better than they can.

7. When you sink the 9-ball on a break, then look around and remember that you're playing pool by yourself.

8. When you receive your monthly phone bill and realize that your bill has increased exponentionally due to your "early and often" philosophy to American Idol voting.

9. When you suddenly notice that you have an appropriate Simpsons quote for literally any situation you encounter in daily life.

10. When the clerk at Circus Liquor store ceases to adhere to the store's strict ID policy for your purchases because he knows you that well.