first off, you might be wondering.. how is it that you can have a one man guinea pig parade... i know kevin was curious. let's just imagine if we will owning a special loving small doestic rodent.. worthy of being in a parade. now.. let's amplify it.. by 10 million. that is why the guinea pig was worthy of having its own parade.
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now on to our next topic and no there will not be 10 million guinea pigs in a one-man guinea pig parade, kevin.
one man is not a guinea pig
no it can not be as man guinea pigs as you want..
and yes i know it is confusing that a man is not a guinea pig but neither is a woman and that never stopped anyone.
overall. i think we can agree that releasing the guinea pig down elmer can be qualified as a parade. regardless of what route it travels
and no we cannot put a balloon on him.. our organization would lose money.
although if anyone would like to donate a 5 cent balloon that says "happy presidents day" OR "happy secrataries day" we will be happy to tie it to the guinea pig at reasonable cost. (1 coors light - in 2 cups)
kevin is putting a v-tech jersey on his coors light as we speak and criticizing my plan for the one-man guinea pig parade... also known as one-world order
kevin will take pictures....
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