If you haven't seen MTV's show "Engaged and Underage," you should really think about adding it to your Monday schedule. I know that' conlficts with 24, but it's the 90's, and things are available on the internet now. Do it.
Top 10 Things You Think Right Before You Get Married
10. Thank God. I'm sick of being homeless.
9. This is my worst idea yet for trying to remember a girl's last name.
8. Does the RV have gas? Otherwise our honeymoon's gonna be in Mom's driveway.
7. I wonder if the "sexy apron" was a bad gift idea for her.
6. In hindsight, limiting our registry simply to Circus Liquor and Boot Barn probably wasn't a great idea.
5. Finally Dad won't think I'm gay.
4. This is nice! I can't wait to get married again!
3. Is it a bad sign that she's eating the entire cake?
2. Does invisible ink on a pre-nup hold up in court?
1. Crap, now I'll never know what it's like to sleep with a black man.
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