Like Abbot and Costello, Without The Gimmicks or Derby Hats

There's a new comedy duo in North Hollywood. I won't say what their names are, nor will I say what their names rhyme with, because that's stupid. Their names don't rhyme with "optical" or "salamander" however, if that helps. Michael's on Oxnard, on Tuesdays, right between the Asian guy who finds himself far too amusing and the girl who finds all other comedians completely unamusing.