Open Letter: Fox

Dear Fox,
Whatever happened to Joe Millionaire and Temptation Island? I mean, seriously, did you watch those? That was good shit. How can you do a sequel to Temptation
Island on a boat? I believe this seriously degrades us not only as country but also as a culture. If I want to see peoples' marriages get ruined, or see marriages begin without the bride knowing either the name nor the financial status of the suitor, it should be in a proper setting. C'mon! Do I really want to see a cowboy from Texas trying to convince a bunch of girls he's really a millionaire in a Villa in France when the guy is clearly less cultured than Anna Nicole(God rest her soul!). See what you've done, we're bringing Anna Nicole into this. Even after the tragic way she went. What happened to the woman who wanted to "wash poor people?" There was no one like that on either of the last seasons of Joe Millionaire or Temptation Island. Your reality shows these days are nearly impossible to gamble on; Because, even with money on the line, I can't stand to watch. And I have been known to watch amateur curling attentively when there's money on the line (And that shit's boring). See what I'm getting at?
In Conclusion, unless you can give me a seven letter word for "carving figure heads, for instance" or free copies of Joe Millionaire and Temptation Island on DVD, I might start to notice that Family Guy isn't funny anymore. More importantly, I might tell more than 2 friends.

Love indubidably,
K Phillip Wade
(Dictated but not read)