kevin and I... claire k davis... recently embarked on a wild adventure. not through a chocolate starfish.. not through iraq... through our minds.. i love brains.. this one time i was really high and had this idea that i should make an action movie about a naked heartthrob who swings around with a whip and a cowboy hat covering his penis.. i was like.. what would make this better?
thats when it came to me.. monkey brains.
ever since then i decided to create this account. i decided that anything that came out of my brain was gold. kevin being the smartass that he is was like: that movie would make hundreds of dollars had it come out in 1982.
so i quipped back: i wasn't even born doofus
he was like: you shouldnt have been born
then i was like : thats not what your mom says
he was like: your moms so stupid she returned a donut cuz it had a hole
i was like: your moms hole tastes amazing
etc.
anyway eventually we decided to have sex
and this is what spawned from our love making.
ciao
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