Thursday, February 22, 2007

Healthy Resentment: Television (in general)


1. being addicted to the food network but not being able to eat any of it cuz you're a vegetarian

2. ER - how many seasons do they have now? How many times can people have heart attacks? Or... Does anyone really care about those rare diseases they come up with? For me.. being a hypocondriac the last thing i need to hear about are all of the various ways i can die. I think about those enough.

3. Will and Grace and Queer eye for the Straight Guy: haven't we evolved to the point where we don't need to deal with pathetic gay stereotypes?

4. The Celebrity shows that focus on Severly Anorexic or overweight people and documenting their patheticness - how is that celebrity? or entertainment?

5. watching animals slaughter their prey on the discovery channel... yet they take off fine entertainment like "when animals attack." at least that was good quality bad tv.

6. watching lyposuction... anything lyposuction

7. the True Hollywood Story of the Paparrazzi. That was a new low.

8. Deal or No Deal.

9. Cops is always depressing. Why not have people who're excited about getting on Tv? Looking forward to the warm meal in Jail?

10.Tucker Carlson - Someone should make him g-string with a bow tie over his balls. Oh.... that might be difficult.

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